"Once you find one truly horrible story, more keep coming out of the woodwork. It's like pulling a shit stone out of a shit dam and releasing a shit river." - Faen D. 

Welcome to Made Of Wynn, a site for the fails of fanfiction that are so epic that we had to come up with a new, more sarcastic, word for them.

We've finally almost got a full set of crew members. So far, it's Faen, Epicene, Tiddly-Fuddly, Amanda, and Tisiphone as editors, and Perkele, Ann, Mary-Jane, and TWS as our searchers.  We still need a few more people, though, so feel free to apply! :D

Current Projects:

Faen's Current Project
The Half-Blood Prince Has My Heart
Author: Ashkie Sage
Fandom: Harry Potter 
Site: fanfiction.net
Summary: "A Severus Snape love story." (very informative, no?)
Crimes: Blatant Sue-fapping and canon-rape. I'm sure there's more, but I'm only on chapter three.
Thoughts: I have had to bring down my Mighty Canon Hammer on this suethor so many times, and I'm not even to chapter four yet. Oh, it shall be an interesting ride. >.>

Last Updated: October 18, 2009

Epicene's Current Project
this is who WE are
Author: xXkittygarnettakayukicalvertXx
Fandom: Pokemon (oh GOD.)
Site: fanfiction.net
Summary: "epic tail of the bleka world nd wich lotsa tings r difernt... lotsa sadness and kawaii hot emo goffick guys!11 shinji x oc NOT 4 PREPZ."
Crimes: Grammar and spelling wynn(seriously, is that even english?) Complete rape of all thing Japanese in the popular media.
Thoughts: This is what happens when weeaboos with brain-damage(Wait, are there weeaboos without brain damage?) is allowed access to the internet. This is obviously a troll, as there are several 4chan references. Or maybe our wynn author simply discovered /b/ toward the end of chapter 4. I would not recommend reading this before its dismantlement, it's far too horrifying.

Tiddly-Fuddly's Current Project
FaCe ThE sTrAnGe
Author: Dally rotl
Fandom: I'm... not quite sure. But they're at Hogwarts, so I'll say Harry Potter.
Site: Hosted at dally.omgforums.net.
Summary: I haven't found one, so have this: "Dally goes to Hogwarts with her best friend, Edward Cullen. Along the ride, they meet Shadow the Hedgehog (sometimes just Shadow the Hedge), Saskue Uchiha, Jack Skellington (or Skelleton, as the case may be), Draco, Harry (sometimes), Dumbledore (sometimes referred to as Dumbeldoor or Dumbel's door, just to spice things up a bit), and many, many, many others.
Crimes: Everything under the sun. Sues, pregnancies, rape of magical abilities, rape of everything canon, spelling and grammar fail, just. FAIL. EVERYWHERE.
Thoughts: I've made a video of a dramatic reading (which will be posted as well), but I just HAVE to do this in text to get the full effect. It's my favourite trollfic OF ALL TIEM. No shit.

Amanda's Current Project

information coming soon

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